Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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