Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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