So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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