it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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