i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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