good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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