I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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