OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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