69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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