Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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