just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
