You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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