Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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