Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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