On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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True college students do jello shots in the library
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