she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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