Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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