Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
