you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
