i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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