wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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