office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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