eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
