come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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