I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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