she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
im six kinds of drunk right now
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i've created a new STD.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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