so explain again why im purple
no
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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