Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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