My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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