i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
