dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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