Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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