I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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