Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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