They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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