i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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