I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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