More tranny stories later!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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