I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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