I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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