If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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