It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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