Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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