Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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