marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We left an ass print on the piano.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
