so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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