I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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