i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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