i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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