this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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