do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
